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1.
Uh uh
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2.
Nope
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3.
Negatory
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4.
Thanks, but no thanks.
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5.
Non, merci.
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6.
Yeah, as if
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7.
I'm saving myself for a
stronger man
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8.
Go to bed? I'm not even
tired!
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9.
(sounding at first like it's
going to be a "yes") YYYYYYYYYNo
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10.
I'm fasting from sex on days
that end with the letter Y.
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11.
I'm afraid of the dark.
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12.
(Laugh)
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13.
You've obviously mistaken me
for someone who's interested.
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14.
A snowball has a better
chance in hell.
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15.
Get in the back seat? But I'd
rather stay in the front seat with
you.
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16.
The pre-eminent
characteristic that distinguishes
man from lower beasts is his ability
to posit decisions of conscience.
Not, therefore a slave to baser
instincts, he alone among the
species is able to freely rise above
the passions of the moment and so
make decisions that are in his own
best interest. In other words, get
lost!
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17.
No one will care? Let's go
ask my parents!
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18.
Check out your waterbed? I
don't swim.
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19.
I'd rather sit at home and
watch my toilet flush.
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20.
Everyone's doing it? Then you
won't have a problem finding someone
else.
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21.
Everyone's doing it? Well I'm
not and tonight neither are you.
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22.
I'd love to, but on my way
over I was struck by lightening and
now my zipper's welded shut.
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23.
The one thing that needs to
be turned on in here is the lights.
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24.
We've been together a long
time? My best friend and I have also
been together a long time, and we
don't have to take off our clothes
to maintain our relationship.
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25.
I'm one in a million? So are
your chances.
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26.
Anatomy wasn't part of my
homework assignment.
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27.
I spent too much time having
my hair done.
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28.
I'd rather not boldly go
where every man has gone before.
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29.
Oh, sorry - were you talking?
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30.
My mama always told me life
was like sleeping with you - you
never know what you're going to get!
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31.
(puking noises)
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32.
YES! YES! YES! No.
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33.
It's natural? So's yogurt.
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34.
You already told everyone
that we did it? Oh, so that's why
everyone's been showing me sympathy.
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35.
I'd rather break up and break
out with herpes.
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36.
Would you like a pillow with
that dream?
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37.
How do I like my eggs in the
morning? Unfertilized, thank you.
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38.
It's no big deal? Well
neither are you.
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39.
No ring? No schwing!
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40.
Uh...have you looked in the mirror
recently
